
MARRIAGE VS. SMOKING
Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.

Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...
Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!