SAME LIGHTER DIFFERENT HABIT

Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.

Dad's Take

You don't stay married because the paperwork is hard to undo, you stay because somewhere along the way you noticed she's the one who knows where the spare keys are. The habit becomes the love if you don't fight it.

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