UNWINNABLE QUIZ

No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"

Dad's Take

That question is a trapdoor with a smile on it. Take the extra three seconds, scan her ears, hair, shoes, fingernails, and the lamp behind her — the new thing is in there somewhere and your marriage depends on finding it.

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