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The Costly Cart

The Costly Cart

Most expensive vehicle to operate in 2024-2025

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Failed Math Profit

Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Optimistic Loan

Optimistic Loan

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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Wedding Costs

Wedding Costs

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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Prepaid Doctor

Prepaid Doctor

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

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