UNCONDITIONAL LOVE WITH A FEW TWEAKS
I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.
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Selective Hearing
My wife complains I don't listen⦠or something like that.
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Debate Clarification
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
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Agreement Strategy
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
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Blame Game
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was blaming you.
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Communication Issues
Funny how they say we need to talk... when they really mean you need to listen.
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Love and Opinions
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
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