DECORATED AND MARINATED

The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray is now a seasoned veteran

Dad's Take

Marriage is just a long marination — every disagreement adds a little heat, every quiet evening adds a little salt, and one day you taste yourself and realize you've become something edible. Don't rush the process and don't skip the rests.

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