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Perfectionism Path

Perfectionism Path

The definition of a perfectionist is someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.

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Enemies Everywhere

Enemies Everywhere

Even paranoids have enemies.

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Reverse Logic

Reverse Logic

I just found out that 'nothing' is a palindromeโ€ฆ Backwards it's 'gnithon,' which also means nothing.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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