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Bathroom Engineering Failure

BATHROOM ENGINEERING FAILURE

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!

Dad's Take

Cheap tools have a way of biting back. Save up, buy once, and quit explaining the bandage to the guys at lunch.

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