SCIENTIFIC DISTRACTION INDEX

The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!

Dad's Take

Pick the hours of the day when your head is sharpest and guard them like the last cold one in the cooler. Anybody who pulls you off task during your good hours is robbing you blind.

Math Attention

SHARE THIS GROAN:

𝕏 SHARE FACEBOOK WHATSAPP

← PREVIOUS NEXT →

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Statistics Got Personal

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

Math School Insult

🙄0😂0

Tuition Well Spent

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

Math School Money

🙄0😂0

Numbers Lie Wet

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Statistics Math River

🙄0😂0

Password Hostage

Enter an 11-digit prime number to continue.

Password Math Login+1

🙄0😂0

Math Class Compliments

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

Math Numbers Zero

🙄0😂0

Numbers Doing Numbers

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

Math Statistics Numbers

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES

More Mathjokes →More Attentionjokes →