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Fishy Philosophy

Fishy Philosophy

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Trampoline Time: Spring Has Sprung

Trampoline Time: Spring Has Sprung

When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-time.

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Winning from the Couch

Winning from the Couch

Not trying to brag or anything... But I have never lost in the Olympics.

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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