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Until The Box Opens

UNTIL THE BOX OPENS

Best friends: willing to sacrifice everything for each other, yet fiercely battle over the last slice of pizza.

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Stand up for each other, then settle the small stuff fair. I've kept friends for forty years on the principle that the last slice gets cut in half, no debate.

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