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Recession Math

RECESSION MATH

Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50% of those dreams come true.

Dad's Take

A side hustle that loses money is just a hobby with worse lighting. Either price the work or admit you're enjoying yourself.

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