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Bartender Wants Words

BARTENDER WANTS WORDS

You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

Dad's Take

Stop posting gym selfies in the mirror you haven't wiped down. The only thing flexing harder than you is the smudge.

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