Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.
When she's upset, the answer is rarely a flowchart. Put the spreadsheet down, sit on the couch, and ask one question that isn't a follow-up.
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay for the night.'
Men and women were created equal... but women continued to improve.
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
