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Wedding Costs

Wedding Costs

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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Spider Mystery

Spider Mystery

Seeing spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

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Grandma's Dollar

Grandma's Dollar

If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome... I'd have 1 dollar. Thanks, Grandma!

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Failed Math Profit

Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Optimistic Loan

Optimistic Loan

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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