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Locksmith Logic

Locksmith Logic

People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.

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The Retirement Plan

The Retirement Plan

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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Tight Budget Window

Tight Budget Window

I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

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Foolproof Finance Strategy

Foolproof Finance Strategy

I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market. Invest 2 million.

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Loophole In Human Nature

Loophole In Human Nature

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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Open Tab Forever

Open Tab Forever

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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