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Clocked Out

Clocked Out

Time is the one currency you can't see your balance for. Use it wisely.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Procrastination Advice

Procrastination Advice

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Tomorrow's Chance

Tomorrow's Chance

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

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Heart and Brain

Heart and Brain

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

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