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October Wisdom

OCTOBER WISDOM

When you feel like you're losing everything, remember trees lose their leaves every year but still stand tall and wait for better days.

Dad's Take

Drop what you have to. Standing through the bare season is still standing, and the leaves come back when they're ready.

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