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Bird Took My Job

BIRD TOOK MY JOB

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

Dad's Take

Stay around long enough and they'll promote anyone with a steady voice. Ask the question, nod twice, that's eighty percent of management.

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