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Two Lives Epiphany

Two Lives Epiphany

You have two lives. The second starts when you realize you have only one.

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Tomorrow's Chance

Tomorrow's Chance

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

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Doors 101

Doors 101

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Clockwise Concern

Clockwise Concern

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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