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Tomorrow's Chance

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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

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Doors 101

Doors 101

When life closes a door, just open it again. Itโ€™s a door, thatโ€™s how they work.

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Clockwise Concern

Clockwise Concern

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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The Art of Pleasing

The Art of Pleasing

You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

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New Mistakes Philosophy

New Mistakes Philosophy

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

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