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Philosophy Hour

Philosophy Hour

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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From The Recliner

From The Recliner

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

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Two Acts Begin Late

Two Acts Begin Late

Everyone has two lives, and the second starts when you realize you have just one...

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Wall Decor In Peril

Wall Decor In Peril

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

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Same Pose, More Credit

Same Pose, More Credit

You should try meditation. It's at least better than sitting and doing nothing?

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The Last Sentence

The Last Sentence

A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…

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