SECOND OPINION FROM THE GARAGE

What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic repairs his mistakes, while a doctor buries his.

Dad's Take

Pick the helper who has to look you in the eye on Tuesday. Accountability fixes more things than expertise.

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