CHOCOLATE BOX LIFELife is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.LifeChocolateDark HumorWordplayHealthπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Good HealthGood health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.HealthSeniorsWordplay+2π0π0
Brake Fluid Brain80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, itβs brake fluid.ScienceHealthWordplay+2π0π0
Pill ParadoxI went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???WordplayHealthLife+1π0π0
Invisible ConcernDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWorkπ0π0
Cured BaconSmoking will kill you... Bacon will kill youβ¦ Butβ¦ Smoking bacon will cure you!FoodSmokingIrony+2π0π0
Mind ChangeI wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.HealthBrainWordplay+1π0π0
