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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Brake Fluid Brain

Brake Fluid Brain

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

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Pill Paradox

Pill Paradox

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

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Invisible Concern

Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Chocolate Therapy

Chocolate Therapy

The therapist asks the Chocolate Easter Bunny: "How have you been lately?", "I don't know… I just feel hollow inside."

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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