FORREST WOULD BE FURIOUSLife is like a box of chocolates, it ends sooner for fat people.Dad's TakeSlow down at the buffet. The chocolates last longer if you're not the one eating them three at a time.LifeMortalityFoodAgingπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Ink Has An Expiration DateEvery tattoo is temporary because we are all slowly dying.MortalityLifeBodyπ0π0
Winging ItI donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this old before.AgeAgingOld+2π0π0
Philosophy HourGood health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.HealthMortalityPhilosophy+2π0π0
