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Suspicious By Default

Suspicious By Default

Today is April's Fool Day. Believe nothing and trust no one… just like another day.

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Heart Needs a Chaperone

Heart Needs a Chaperone

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

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Pick Your Skirmishes

Pick Your Skirmishes

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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Filter Installed Late

Filter Installed Late

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

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Shovel Down, Champ

Shovel Down, Champ

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

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Picking The Fight

Picking The Fight

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

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