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Einstein And A Lawnmower

EINSTEIN AND A LAWNMOWER

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world.

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Knowing things will get you through Jeopardy. Imagining things will get you through Sunday afternoon with no plans and three bored kids. One of those skills pays the rent.

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