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Beak Off, Pal

BEAK OFF, PAL

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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When somebody's trying to bait you, the strongest move is to play along worse than they expected. Lean in, take the bit too far, watch them retreat. Works on coworkers and teenagers alike.

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