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Forgetful Little Fliers

FORGETFUL LITTLE FLIERS

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Dad's Take

Half the songs we hum together I don't know the words to and she doesn't either. We just like the noise of it. That's a marriage in three lines.

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