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Trim For The Flock

TRIM FOR THE FLOCK

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

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Find a stylist, a tailor, and a tax guy you actually trust, and pay them on time. Loyalty discounts are the best return you'll never see on a brokerage statement.

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