HEARTBREAK HERB

What's green and sings with a soulful voice? Elvis Parsley!

Dad's Take

Greatest singers I ever heard sang loud and got most of the lyrics wrong. Confidence covers a multitude of flat notes. Sing the song you remember, not the one printed on the sleeve.

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