REFUSED AT THE BAR

Hey, we don't serve your kind here. WHY? I'm a fun guy!

Dad's Take

Bring something useful to every meeting — a number, a fix, a printed agenda. Showing up cheerful is nice, but cheerful doesn't make it into the minutes.

Mushroom Bar Fungi Pun

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