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Today’s big storyFriday, October 30, 2026Food Friday

Refused at the Bar

Refused at the Bar. Hey, we don’t serve your kind here. WHY? I’m a fun guy!
The mushroom was refused entry politely.

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Hey, we don’t serve your kind here. WHY? I’m a fun guy!

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