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Three A.M. Theology

THREE A.M. THEOLOGY

Am I part of Dog's Plan? The dyslexic-agnostic insomniac stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!

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Worrying about the market at 3 a.m. has never moved the market one tick. Set the recurring transfer, close the app, and let the index fund do what index funds do.

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