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Kitchen Identity Crisis

KITCHEN IDENTITY CRISIS

If a chef makes a chef salad, who makes tuna salad???

Dad's Take

Recipe of hers I learned wrong is still the version she lets me make on her birthday. Love is somebody eating your bad casserole and asking for seconds. Don't fix what she already forgave.

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