TUXEDO SOUPWhat is gray? A melted penguin!Dad's TakeLiquidate slowly, melt nothing. Selling the index fund to fix a leaky faucet is how the retirement plan quietly turns into a puddle.PenguinBirdAbsurdSillyπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Wrong Species, Right VibeHave you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?CowPenguinAnimals+1π0π0
Old Arcade ReferenceWhat do you get when a fly is buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader!SillyAbsurdπ0π0
Beakless In ConcertWhat do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.BirdMusicAbsurdπ0π0
Aquatic Armored DivisionTwo golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"FishMisunderstandingAbsurdπ0π0
