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Beakless In Concert

BEAKLESS IN CONCERT

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.

Dad's Take

Hustle without aim is just expensive cardio. Pick a target, write it down, and stop swinging at every job posting that scrolls past.

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