TAKE ONE FOR THE ROAD

What's a good parting gift? A comb

Dad's Take

Best gift I ever gave her cost four bucks and showed up on a Tuesday for no reason. Save the grand gestures for when you've actually messed up. Upgrade to flowers then.

Gift Goodbye

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