THE TOMORROW TAX

The cost of procrastination is the life you could've lived.

Dad's Take

Anniversary card written in the parking lot is the one she'll keep in the drawer for thirty years. Don't wait till the gas station closes. Buy it Monday and write something true.

Procrastination Time Regret Ambition Discipline

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