CALENDAR HAS OTHER IDEAS

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said: "Great, I booked it for Thursday."

Dad's Take

Write things down — wills, wishes, weekend plans — before somebody else makes them for you. The folks who don't decide get decided on. Pencil in your own Thursday.

Wife Marriage Death

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