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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Feathered Cover

Feathered Cover

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

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