LAKE INTELLECTUAL

What do you call a fish with no brains? A dumb bass!

Dad's Take

Silence isn't always thinking — sometimes it's just an empty tank with good posture. Plenty of folks coast on looking wise when they're really out of ideas. Speak when you've got something; otherwise keep chewing.

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