UNDERWATER SIZING CHART

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

Dad's Take

Wear what fits the work, not what fits the trend. The folks dressing for the catalogue cover are usually the last ones to pick up a shovel. Buy boots one size too sturdy.

Ocean Alphabet

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