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Underwater Sizing Chart

The joke
Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!
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Back issueSunday, March 15, 2026Wildcard

The joke
Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!
Send it to someone who’ll pretend to hate it.