Back issueSunday, March 15, 2026Wildcard

Underwater Sizing Chart

Underwater Sizing Chart. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!
The mermaid is happy with her shells.

The joke

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

Clip and send

Send it to someone who’ll pretend to hate it.

Clip and post

Want Dad in your inbox?

A joke-a-day email isn’t running yet. Leave your address and we’ll write once, when it starts.

Used only for this, never shared. Privacy