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Spend It Anyway

SPEND IT ANYWAY

Time is the one currency you can't see your balance for. Use it wisely.

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You'll never see the receipt on your hours, so spend them like the rich kid you aren't. The folks who track their minutes early retire with stories instead of regrets. Budget the clock the way you budget the fuel.

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