CASTLE NIGHTLIFE

Where did everyone go to party in medieval times? The Knight Club

Dad's Take

Earn the stripes before you wear the cape. The folks who showed up first, swept the floor, and stayed late are the ones still standing in their own corner of the kingdom. Title last, work first.

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