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49 jokes

If you say the word "GULLIBLE" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Slow Word Experiment

Oct 6, 2026

A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that starts with 'A new poll suggests.'

Caught You Looking

Oct 1, 2026

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

Wardrobe Origin Story

Sep 30, 2026

Why don't samurai ever use pencils? Because they'd rather draw their swords.

No Erasers in Battle

Sep 27, 2026

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Dawn Chorus Dispute

Sep 23, 2026

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Produce Aisle Confession

Sep 16, 2026

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Spelled Like That on Purpose

Sep 13, 2026

To steal ideas from one is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.

Term Paper Loophole

Sep 5, 2026

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Bug Math Class

Aug 26, 2026

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

Procrastination Memoir

Aug 24, 2026

I just came across the same crossword clue for an 11-letter word in two newspapers. Coincidence?

Eleven Letters of Doubt

Aug 20, 2026

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

Math Class Flashbacks

Jul 27, 2026

What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and has only one letter? Envelope!

Mail Room Riddle

Jul 25, 2026

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

Math Class Compliments

Jul 23, 2026

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Counting Lessons

Jul 11, 2026

I wish my wife was one of those secret agents who can't spill a word about their day at work!

Classified Information Wanted

Jul 4, 2026

What's the coldest city in Germany? Brr-lin.

German Geography Lesson

Jun 30, 2026

I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.

Talk With Your Mitts

Jun 20, 2026

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said: "Great, I booked it for Thursday."

Calendar Has Other Ideas

Jun 18, 2026

What was a more useful invention than the first telephone? The second telephone.

Solo Inventor Problem

Jun 14, 2026

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

Earth Science Smackdown

Jun 7, 2026

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.

Missing One Letter

May 28, 2026

Can you name a country with no 'R' in it? No way!

Geography Pop Quiz

May 18, 2026

If a Viking is reincarnated… is he Bjorn again?

Norse Code

May 9, 2026