ONCE UPON A STRETCH

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

Dad's Take

Cut the meeting in half and the project in thirds. Most stories get dragged out because somebody loves the sound of their own voice more than the finish line. Land the plane; the runway isn't infinite.

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