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Six-Word Obituary

Six-Word Obituary

Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For 25$, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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