THREE QUARTERS LUCKY

A storm blew away only 25% of my roof last night. OOF!

Dad's Take

Anything less than total disaster is a tuesday with a homeowner's policy. Pour the coffee, climb the ladder, and stop announcing percentages like the universe is grading on a curve.

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