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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Wedding Costs

Wedding Costs

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

DadFamilyMarriage+2
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Phone Finding

Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

TechnologyFamilyAbsurd+1
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Pun Parenthood

Pun Parenthood

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

WordplayParentingFamily+1
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Solar Insight

Solar Insight

I stayed up all night trying to figure where the Sun wasโ€ฆ Then it dawned on me.

WordplaySpaceNight+1
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Musical Paternity

Musical Paternity

How does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.

FamilyMusicWordplay+2
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