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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Wedding Costs

Wedding Costs

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

DadFamilyMarriage+2
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Phone Finding

Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

TechnologyFamilyAbsurd+1
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Pun Parenthood

Pun Parenthood

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

WordplayParentingFamily+1
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Migration Speed

Migration Speed

Why do birds fly South for the Winter? It's faster than walking.

AnimalsBirdsWeather
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