BOTANY AT THE BUFFET

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!

Dad's Take

Knowing the rules is the entry fee; knowing when to ignore them is the paycheck. Plenty of folks finish school and still serve the salad wrong. Read the room before you read the manual.

Tomato Fruit Salad Knowledge Wisdom

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