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Chairside Comedy Hour

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What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

Dad's Take

Spending forty bucks on a teeth-whitening kit and skipping the actual cleaning is peak modern logic. Go see the dentist β€” it's cheaper than the implant.

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