HEROIC UNTIL THE SINK

When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum or wash dishes.

Dad's Take

Anyone offering to slay dragons should be asked to load the dishwasher first. The romance is in the small repeated chores nobody sees.

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