BREAKFAST PLATE ECONOMICS

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Dad's Take

A wedding is one good afternoon; a marriage is showing up at six a.m. on a Tuesday to find the dog has been sick on the rug. Pick the partner you want next to you for the rug, not the photos.

Breakfast Chicken Pig Commitment Work

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