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Martial Pork

Martial Pork

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

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Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Rude Cow

Rude Cow

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

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Hardworking Hen

Hardworking Hen

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Rabbit Vision

Rabbit Vision

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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