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Royal Amphibian Trivia

ROYAL AMPHIBIAN TRIVIA

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Same middle name

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Two wildly different people can share more than you'd guess if you sit at the same table long enough. Stop sorting humans into the bins your phone suggests.

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