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Catch The Posy, Kiddo

CATCH THE POSY, KIDDO

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

Dad's Take

Plan the small ridiculous things and let your kids find them later. Beats a curated grief feed and an algorithm picking the soundtrack.

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