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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Uncharted Years

Uncharted Years

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Old Man Golf

Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Vintage Rainbow

Vintage Rainbow

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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Daily New Faces

Daily New Faces

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

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