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Same Wreck, New Paint

SAME WRECK, NEW PAINT

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

Dad's Take

Nobody outgrows the urge to do it all over with better hair and worse decisions. Save yourself the time machine and just make one new mistake this week instead.

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