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Winter Has Fangs

WINTER HAS FANGS

What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

Dad's Take

Mixing two things that shouldn't go together is how every good and terrible idea in your life started. Just don't try it with the in-laws.

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